Apple Inc.(NASDAQ:AAPL) has
been granted a patent on rounded corners for rectangular-shaped devices. It is
tempting to think that patents are becoming more incongruous, but that really
would not be a mistake. The US and other patent officials have always approved
overly broad patents. It is the courts that have changed over the recent years.
They have begun awarding damages based on them.
Here is a list of
legendary patents that have been infringed upon a millions of times, but have
not yet earned their creators anything.
Donald Trump’s Double Comb
Over – Donald Trump is a real estate paper tiger. He is popular for enlisting
his name on catastrophic real estate agreements, raging against the president
on Twitter. He also attempted to cover up his male blueprint baldness. It was
known from a forensic analysis that it is an innovative double comb-over that
involves plastering of hair coming from different sides of scalp into a place. Incredible
enough, this was issued in 1977 to two inventors based in Florida. It is called
the Method of concealing partial baldness.
The Wheel – it was in
the year 2001 when john Keong from Australia was patented a Circular
Transportation Facilitation Device. Keogh is a freelance patent attorney who
had appealed for his patent on the 5,000 year old machine so as to reveal
loopholes in Australia’s innovation patent system for fast-tracking legal
protection of fresh ideas.
Patent Trolling – the
method of creating a company for the very purpose of suing other companies for
infringing patents is called patent trolling. Believe it or not, this practice
itself has been patented. The patent has been named Patent Acquisition and
Assertion by a First Part Against a Second Party. Owner of the patent,
Halliburton Energy Services can threaten anyone, who may sue them for
infringement of IP with a counter-suit.
HOW?!
ReplyDeleteThe US Patent Office workers should all be investigated for taking bribes from Apple, as I don't think they can be THIS retarded, can they???
Apple won't be happy until it kills all competition and innovation in this world. People need to stop buying their products to show their disgust, instead of putting a glitzy Apple-branded device under the christmas tree.